How To Get A Date

I'm starting this blog because the guys I work with don't seem to have any idea how to get a date and I want to help them out.

I don't really hang out with them much outside of work, but I'm pretty sure that none of them has been on a date since I started working with them 3 years ago!

Recently I've noticed that every Monday morning they are all eager to hear about the girl or girl I hung out with over the weekend. Seriously, yesterday morning I came in a little late because it was snowing and all three them were anxiously waiting for me, at the water cooler no less.

It's like they are trying to live vicariously through me or something and it's beginning to make me feel uncomfortable.

The thing is, I don't want to bring this up with them, because that would be awkward. what would I say?:

"Hey mike y'know how you never go on dates or have a girlfriend? Y'know how people wonder if you are gay because they've never seen you with a woman? Well guess what, I going to teach you how to get a date!"

I couldn't do that. Maybe I'll just send them an anonymous email... I wanted to create this blog and then force them to read it, but I don't know how that would work out.

Now I guess I might be sounding like a cocky jerk here, but really I'm not. I'm just kinda good with women, and I feel like my genius is being wasted on myself!

Here are some of the basic ideas I want to share about how to get a date:

1) Girls like it when you ignore them
I don't know why, but for some reason if you just ignore a girl and don't look at her at all, you'll notice that she will start staring at you and getting all anxious over why you aren't staring at her like every other guy. This only works for beautiful women though, women who every guy stares at.

2) Look at her sexually
When you finally do look at the woman you want to date, don't just stare at her face and smile like a dopey guy. What you've got to do is look at her like you'd like to just jump all over her and you can hardly hold yourself back. She will be able to tell and if she likes you it will make her very excited and attracted.

3) If you want to get a date, you need to ask women out regularly
The main reason the guys at my work can't get dates is that i don't think that they ever ask women on dates. I don't know this for sure, but I really don't think they ask anybody out. Ecspecially Phil, he's the oldest. He's the oldest, and I don't think he's invited a woman on a date in like 20 years. Y'know what, maybe he's never been on a date.

You definitely need to ask for dates, but if you ask around, they are easy to get! Next time I'll talk more about these 3 guys: Phil, Chris, and Tommy, they really are 3 funny dudes. So until next time, remember these 3 rules and go talk to some women!